I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood. Especially if it's me!
George Carlin, Interview with Jesus
A lot of Christians wear crosses around their necks. You think when Jesus comes back he's gonna want to see a fuckin' cross? That's kinda like going up to Jackie Kennedy Onassis with a rifle pendant on.
Bill Hicks, Revelations