Crucifige!

I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood. Especially if it's me!

George Carlin, Interview with Jesus

A lot of Christians wear crosses around their necks. You think when Jesus comes back he's gonna want to see a fuckin' cross? That's kinda like going up to Jackie Kennedy Onassis with a rifle pendant on.

Bill Hicks, Revelations